The Rise of Crescent Wrench

[Cherry Pneumatic]

The Wrench sisters set out that afternoon with trouble in mind. Their first stop was the office of the esteemed Boss where Gandalf was fielding phone calls pretending to be an answering machine.

"You have reached the PGA (squawk!) office. Nobody is here to take your call, but...ACK!..."

Crescent leans over and plucks out a handful of tail feathers and hands them to her sister who starts flinging them around the office. Gandalf is not only shocked at the audacity of something like this, but also at the look of his featherless bottom.

Crescent then climbs onto the desk and grabs Lysander by the tail. Lysander up to this point had been napping. "What shape do you like?" yells Crescent.

"Oh, pretzel him!" shouts Torque.

Crescent begins to twist and yells to her sister who then wrestles with the other end of the snake.

"Aren't reptiles fun?" shouts Torque.

By the time the two ladies leave the office, every file cabinet has been emptied of papers, Gandalf is plucked and hopping mad, and poor Lysander is in knots.

Says Crescent pouting, "All that work has made me thirtsy. Have you seen my sippy cup?"